sakamoto-sama:

THIS IS LOVE BITCHES THIS IS LOVE  GOMEZ AND MORTICIA

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

artbymoga:

We all have that one friend…

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

fandomsarelikesex:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

should i tell him

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

"I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient."
Sylvia Plath (via zeiitgeist)
"My mother doesn’t like tattoos. She says art belongs on a wall. Well I say no one, not even my mother gets to tell me that I can’t be a masterpiece."
Hannah Snowdon (via basementvirtue)

everytimeidiabetes:

damnitsjosh:

everytimeidiabetes:

Swag Money stars in the new exciting film called who said that

Did you name your kitten Swag Money…

her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short