"Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck."

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM
theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

bewwbs:

themotherfuckintrapgoddess:

The fucking loop on this gif.

Legit can’t even tell where it loops.

bewwbs:

themotherfuckintrapgoddess:

The fucking loop on this gif.

Legit can’t even tell where it loops.

"1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
3. Do not cheat.
4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
7. Just be a decent fucking person."
another rant no one will learn from (via hidden-disaster)

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.